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Much as I loved my parents, I do wish they'd given me a more distinctive name! To clarify: I'm the John Robinson who was schooled at Engayne, Brentwood and Cambridge; worked at the BBC, Goldsmiths' and King's Colleges; walks everywhere, takes lots of pictures, and likes big old computers. You can read more about me on the 3 pages of this CV. To complete the profile (and just so that everyone knows): I'm British, male, single, heterosexual and omnivorous (and determined never to be denied the pleasure of eating well-reared and skilfully-cooked meat). I respect all religious beliefs, but personally hold sacred only the balance of nature - howsoever it came about - which I believe to be catastrophically threatened by burgeoning human numbers. Best stop there, before the profile morphs into a mission statement! Oh, and another thing - I can't be bothered with "political correctness".
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Sloe Gin recipe
How to make the
liqueur (and what to do with the
leftovers)
Virtual Paper Tape Reader
Decodes
(and encodes) images of punched paper
tape
Photos of mammals
Squirrels and
foxes are here, with links to many other photo
galleries
Digital clocks
and lots more from my
electronic projects museum
My working years
in BBC Engineering Designs
and elsewhere (part of a 3-page
CV)
Site map
A complete list of the 70+ feature pages
on this site
New 15-Mar-2023
Radiation detector
reveals
toxic ww1 legacy
New 20-Feb-2023
EPGrms
some
odd TV Guide entries
New 31-Jan-2023
Product Recoil: Packaging
consumer
beware!
New 31-Jan-2023
Product Recoil: Ingredients
a
matter of taste
Updated 18-Jan-2023
D-I-Y face mask
intro
changed to past tense
Updated 10-Dec-2022
Christmas cards 2020...
2022
design added
Updated 2-Nov-2022
Map-it-Yourself
the
plot reaches new heights!
19-Apr-2023: Once in a while, when there's no home brew on tap, I find myself scanning the supermarket shelves for an acceptable substitute. St Austell's Proper Job (PJ) is a fine bottle-conditioned (and therefore clean-tasting) IPA, but it's just a tad too strong and bitter for me as an aperitif. Also, one 500ml bottle doesn't quite provide the full pint I require in my right hand when I start cooking the dinner! So here's my solution:
Pour out half a bottle of a pale low-alcohol brew (in this case Erdinger
Alkoholfrei™ wheat beer) from a height, and wait a few minutes for the mass
of foam to collapse. Then top up to a pint with ⅔ bottle PJ, also poured,
in stages, from a height (I find this necessary with all bottled beers - despite the
global warming consequences, all that CO2 is better off in the atmosphere
than in my stomach). The blend conveniently uses 1 bottle per 2 pints, and 2 bottles
per 3 pints, of the respective brews; reusable bottle caps stop the surplus going
completely flat. It has a well-balanced flavour, and packs just about 3.5% abv.
Blimey, so a pint a day doesn't exceed the recommended 14 units of alcohol per week!
Mind you, there's the occasional sip of wine to consider...
27-Dec-2022: For as long as I can remember, a "Christmas Cactus" took pride of place on a table in a shady corner of my late parents' landing. It didn't bloom every year, but on those occasions when it did there was a sense of wonder and joy in the house. Sadly, it was relegated to a window ledge in a spare bedroom some 20 years ago, and registered its disapproval by producing no further flowers, as far as I know.
When I cleared out the house contents, the cactus was in a sorry state;
barely recognisable as such, with just one or two faintly green branches surviving among
a mass of shrivelled grey stems. Nonetheless I re-potted it, and it's gradually recovered
and made some new growth over the last 5 years. Its revival has finally been confirmed
by the appearance of this solitary bloom, which opened bang on schedule on Christmas
day!
3-Sep-2022: Well, after 8 weeks of infusion I've decanted the Mahonia Gin (see 8-Jul-2022) and survived the first sample. As expected, it's disappointing aroma-wise, with just a faint whiff reminiscent of beetroot. The flowers do much better (pictured in early spring). But it redeems itself with an intense, inky-red colour - several shades darker than Sloe Gin - and a refreshing fruity taste that's somewhere between raspberry and pomegranate. I'll certainly be making more if there's another sloe famine, but I'd like to give it a snappier name. Ideas so far:
I'd welcome some guidance, and/or further suggestions.
1-Aug-2022: How many tools does it take to change a watch battery? I've done this countless times before, with a variety of watches, but the one I bought a couple of years ago presented some new challenges.
When none of the usual screwdrivers, kitchen knives etc came close to prising the back off, I decided it was time to get the proper tools for this and other watch jobs. So I ordered a cheap-ish repair kit, along with two (minimum quantity) of the cells my supplier's website specified. When these arrived, I opened the watch without much difficulty - only to find that the cell was a completely different, incompatible type [why oh why are there so many different ones?]. Muttering unrepeatable (and, fortunately, impractical) threats of vengeance, I put in another order, and two days later restored the watch to life. The only task remaining was to snap the back on.
After several minutes of fruitless manipulation, and nursing two very sore thumbs,
I gave up and ordered a watch press. Once again the operation was a doddle with
the right tools. But I'm left questioning my sanity, after realising I've spent rather
more on all of these than the original price of the watch...
8-Jul-2022: I'm running short of Sloe Gin! Last year, having stocked up with gin and sugar, I couldn't find an adequate crop of sloes in any of the usual places. However, a viable alternative might be growing in my own garden; there are two fair-sized, self-sown Mahonia aquifolium (aka Oregon Grape) plants, bearing masses of berries which turn out to be [sort of] edible - they rival sloes in terms of mouth-puckering tartness. In fact they look like miniature sloes, but with crimson-red juice and several seeds instead of a stone inside.
As an experiment, I'm making a bottle of "Mahonia Gin" using the same
added ingredients and method as for Sloe Gin. I've read mixed stories about this on
other websites, and so far I can confirm that the colour is instantly deep red (perhaps
because it derives more from the juice than from the skins), and the aroma is
more vegetal than fruity - but also quite intriguing. It took a lot longer
to process the berries, which are like redcurrants to handle; I ended up strigging them
onto the palm of a (gloved) hand, then using a cocktail stick to jab and transfer them,
one by one, to the bottle of gin and sugar. More anon.